walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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