I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Enjoy the penises
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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