..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
