White coat. Heels.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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