I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
In other news, I just burned my penis
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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