I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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