Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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