TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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