i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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