Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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