GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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