I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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