There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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