Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
