Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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