goodnight i made you a song goodbye
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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