Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
