im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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