i don't like sucking hair
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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