i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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