I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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