i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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