Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
zippers are such a cool invention
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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