Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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