She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I would ride that face into the sunset
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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