Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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