Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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