I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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