2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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