If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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