I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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