Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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