I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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