susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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