doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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