I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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