can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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