i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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