If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Vodka?
Forever.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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