Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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