im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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