I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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