I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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