I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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