you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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