He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He better not be in your backpack
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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