put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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