Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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