nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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