Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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