Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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