Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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