Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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