Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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