The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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